Twatshead Thistle
Full name Twatshead Thistle
Founded Unknown
Ground Unknown
League Scottish Division One
2008–09 Premier League, 12th (Relegated)

Twatshead Thistle is a Scottish professional football club. Thistle play in the Scottish First Division following their relegation at the hands of local rivals Heart of Clachmaninshire.

2008-09 seasonEdit

Ahead of Clachmaninshire by 1 point coming into their final game of the season, Twatshead Thistle only needed a draw against their local rivals to ensure safety. However, a brawl during the match led to its abandonment and despite the result being declared as 0-0, Thistle were deducted 2 points to Clachmaninshire's 1 (because only the Clackers had a single player not involve himself in the brawl), leading to the teams relegation on goal difference.

League positionEdit

P W D L F A GD Pts
12 Twatshead Thistle 38 3 2 33 42 74 −32 9

(Two points deducted for match brawl with Heart of Clachmaninshire)