| Ted Grundies | ||
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| Personal information | ||
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| Full name | Ted Grundies | |
| Date of birth | ? | |
| Place of birth | Scotland (presumed) | |
| Playing position | Defender | |
| Club information | ||
| Current club | Heart of Clachmaninshire | |
| Number | 2 | |
| Senior career1 | ||
| Years | Club | App (Gls)* |
| ? | Heart of Clachmaninshire | ?(?) |
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1 Senior club appearances and goals | ||
Ted Grundies is a professional footballer who currently plays for Scottish league club Heart of Clachmaninshire.
Club career[]
Heart of Clachmaninshire[]
Known as Heart of Clachmaninshire's "battling defender", Grundies was the Clackers captain for much of the season before his position was superseded by Fuggon Giltch sometime before the teams game against Glencoe Massacre.
Grundies was left on the bench for Heart Clachmaninshire's vital final game of the season against Twatshead Thistle.
He can also do a Cryuff Turn with a walnut. This likely comes in handy in games of footballs where the football is exchanged for a walnut and hang on I've confused myself now.
Personal Life[]
Ted is married to Martha Grundies, who unfortunately suffered many disfiguring injuries before a photo shoot for football periodical Substitute!.
| Heart of Clachmaninshire Squad | ||
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| 1 Rab "Flappins" McGinty · 2 Ted Grundies · 4 Chimchinerie Cheroo · 5 Angus McDangles · 7 Pedro Rabies · 10 Trumpeta · 11 Ralphy Tweed · 12 Lemuel Ache · 17 Egbert Guff 18 Fuggon Giltch · 32 Tony Pony · 39 Mungo McCrackas Unknown Numbers: Eric Flush · Len Mellons · Asa Spades · Sid "Bisto" Nixon · Albert Striker · Jim Reaper · Ducky Norton Former Players: 14 Goalinator · Jim "The Scarecrow" Pinkles · Stanley Fludgers |
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