Ted Grundies
Ted grundies
Personal information
Full name Ted Grundies
Date of birth ?
Place of birth    Scotland (presumed)
Playing position Defender
Club information
Current club Heart of Clachmaninshire
Number 2
Senior career1
Years Club App (Gls)*
 ? Heart of Clachmaninshire  ?(?)   

1 Senior club appearances and goals
counted for the domestic league only.
* Appearances (Goals)

Ted Grundies is a professional footballer who currently plays for Scottish league club Heart of Clachmaninshire.

Club careerEdit

Heart of ClachmaninshireEdit

Known as Heart of Clachmaninshire's "battling defender", Grundies was the Clackers captain for much of the season before his position was superseded by Fuggon Giltch sometime before the teams game against Glencoe Massacre.

Grundies was left on the bench for Heart Clachmaninshire's vital final game of the season against Twatshead Thistle.

He can also do a Cryuff Turn with a walnut. This likely comes in handy in games of footballs where the football is exchanged for a walnut and hang on I've confused myself now.

Personal LifeEdit

Ted is married to Martha Grundies, who unfortunately suffered many disfiguring injuries before a photo shoot for football periodical Substitute!.

Heart of Clachmaninshire Squad
1 Rab "Flappins" McGinty · 2 Ted Grundies · 4 Chimchinerie Cheroo · 5 Angus McDangles · 7 Pedro Rabies · 10 Trumpeta · 11 Ralphy Tweed · 12 Lemuel Ache · 17 Egbert Guff
18 Fuggon Giltch · 32 Tony Pony · 39 Mungo McCrackas

Unknown Numbers: Eric Flush · Len Mellons · Asa Spades · Sid "Bisto" Nixon · Albert Striker · Jim Reaper · Ducky Norton

Former Players: 14 Goalinator · Jim "The Scarecrow" Pinkles · Stanley Fludgers

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