| Ralphy Tweed | ||
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| Personal information | ||
|---|---|---|
| Full name | Ralphy Tweed | |
| Date of birth | Unknown | |
| Place of birth | Unknown | |
| Playing position | Defensive Midfielder | |
| Club information | ||
| Current club | Heart of Clachmaninshire | |
| Number | 11 | |
| Senior career1 | ||
| Years | Club | App (Gls)* |
| ? | Heart of Clachmaninshire | ?(?) |
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1 Senior club appearances and goals | ||
Ralphy Tweed is a professional footballer who currently plays for Scottish league club Heart of Clachmaninshire.
Club career[]
Heart of Clachmaninshire[]
Rarely seen (and mentioned less), Heart of Clachmaninshire player, Tweed has found himself out of favour by the Old Boys Berne match at the latest but he did make the bench for the Clackers final game against Twatshead Thistle. Hope springs eternal.
Need I mention he probably tried to injure Mungo McCrackas because he was shit? No? All righty then.
| Heart of Clachmaninshire Squad | ||
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| 1 Rab "Flappins" McGinty · 2 Ted Grundies · 4 Chimchinerie Cheroo · 5 Angus McDangles · 7 Pedro Rabies · 10 Trumpeta · 11 Ralphy Tweed · 12 Lemuel Ache · 17 Egbert Guff 18 Fuggon Giltch · 32 Tony Pony · 39 Mungo McCrackas Unknown Numbers: Eric Flush · Len Mellons · Asa Spades · Sid "Bisto" Nixon · Albert Striker · Jim Reaper · Ducky Norton Former Players: 14 Goalinator · Jim "The Scarecrow" Pinkles · Stanley Fludgers |
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