Rab McGinty
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Personal information
Full name Rab McGinty
Date of birth Unknown
Place of birth    Scotland
Height  ?
Playing position Goalkeeper
Club information
Current club Heart of Clachmaninshire
Number 1
Senior career1
Years Club App (Gls)*
 ? Heart of Clachmaninshire  ?(?)   

1 Senior club appearances and goals
counted for the domestic league only.
* Appearances (Goals)

Rab "Flappins" McGinty is a professional footballer who currently plays for Scottish league club Heart of Clachmaninshire.

Club careerEdit

Heart of ClachmaninshireEdit

The first choice goalkeeper for Heart of Clachmaninshire, McGinty is rarely seen without his cap and pipe, even when keeping goal. He has more interaction with Mungo McCrackas than most goalkeepers due to his annoying tendencies to make own goals out of easy shots on the oppositions goal.

He once pissed in Mungo's water, hoping to render him sick enough to miss some games, allowing the Goalinator to take his place but McGinty's urine proved not to be up to the challenge, it seems.

Heart of Clachmaninshire Squad
1 Rab "Flappins" McGinty · 2 Ted Grundies · 4 Chimchinerie Cheroo · 5 Angus McDangles · 7 Pedro Rabies · 10 Trumpeta · 11 Ralphy Tweed · 12 Lemuel Ache · 17 Egbert Guff
18 Fuggon Giltch · 32 Tony Pony · 39 Mungo McCrackas

Unknown Numbers: Eric Flush · Len Mellons · Asa Spades · Sid "Bisto" Nixon · Albert Striker · Jim Reaper · Ducky Norton

Former Players: 14 Goalinator · Jim "The Scarecrow" Pinkles · Stanley Fludgers

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