Lemuel Ache
Lemuel ache
Personal information
Full name Lemuel Ache
Date of birth Unknown
Place of birth    Unknown
Playing position Defender
Club information
Current club Heart of Clachmaninshire
Number 12
Senior career1
Years Club App (Gls)*
 ? Heart of Clachmaninshire  ?(?)   

1 Senior club appearances and goals
counted for the domestic league only.
* Appearances (Goals)

Lemuel Ache is a professional footballer who currently plays for Scottish league club Heart of Clachmaninshire.

Club careerEdit

Heart of ClachmaninshireEdit

An often seen, but rarely foucsed-on Heart of Clachmaninshire defender. Ache was the standard choice for right-back throughout the entire season but is probably more noted for his extraordinarily long forehead and ability to ball juggle with a lemon, which I imagine is just about as useful as Ted Grundies walnut-based Cryuff Turn.

Heart of Clachmaninshire Squad
1 Rab "Flappins" McGinty · 2 Ted Grundies · 4 Chimchinerie Cheroo · 5 Angus McDangles · 7 Pedro Rabies · 10 Trumpeta · 11 Ralphy Tweed · 12 Lemuel Ache · 17 Egbert Guff
18 Fuggon Giltch · 32 Tony Pony · 39 Mungo McCrackas

Unknown Numbers: Eric Flush · Len Mellons · Asa Spades · Sid "Bisto" Nixon · Albert Striker · Jim Reaper · Ducky Norton

Former Players: 14 Goalinator · Jim "The Scarecrow" Pinkles · Stanley Fludgers

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