Heart of Clachmaninshire
Full name Heart of Clachmaninshire
Nickname(s) The Clackers
Founded Unknown
Ground Clackins Park
(Capacity: 55,000)
Owner Sir Roddy Bulbs
Manager Mungo McCrackas
League Scottish Premier League
2008–09 Premier League, 11th

Heart of Clachmaninshire is a Scottish professional football club based in Clachmaninshire. Heart of Clachmaninshire play in the Scottish Premier League and have finished 11th for the last two consecutive seasons.

2008-09 seasonEdit

The Clackers were something of a slow starter in the 2008-09 season, going some 35 league games before scoring a goal, the Goalinator scoring all 41 goals in a 41-0 rout of Clachnacuddin Bruce Forsyth. Although Heart of Clachmaninshire seemed to fall back into old habits with a 0-0 draw against Edinburgh Fringe, a 7-0 victory over Glencoe Massacre gave the team a chance of avoiding relegation, provided they defeated their final league opponents, 11th placed local rivals Twatshead Thistle.

A pitch side brawl led to the match being abandoned and the match being declared a 0-0 draw. However, the decution of points (2 from Thistle and 1 from Clachmaninshire) led to the Clackers finishing 11th on goal difference, escaping relegation in a much more secure manner than the team had the season before.

League positionEdit

P W D L F A GD Pts
11 Heart of Clachmaninshire 38 2 4 32 48 68 −20 9

(One point deducted for match brawl with Twatshead Thistle)