| Heart of Clachmaninshire | |
| Full name | Heart of Clachmaninshire |
|---|---|
| Nickname(s) | The Clackers |
| Founded | Unknown |
| Ground | Clackins Park (Capacity: 55,000) |
| Owner | Sir Roddy Bulbs |
| Manager | Mungo McCrackas |
| League | Scottish Premier League |
| 2008–09 | Premier League, 11th |
Heart of Clachmaninshire is a Scottish professional football club based in Clachmaninshire. Heart of Clachmaninshire play in the Scottish Premier League and have finished 11th for the last two consecutive seasons.
2008-09 season[]
The Clackers were something of a slow starter in the 2008-09 season, going some 35 league games before scoring a goal, the Goalinator scoring all 41 goals in a 41-0 rout of Clachnacuddin Bruce Forsyth. Although Heart of Clachmaninshire seemed to fall back into old habits with a 0-0 draw against Edinburgh Fringe, a 7-0 victory over Glencoe Massacre gave the team a chance of avoiding relegation, provided they defeated their final league opponents, 11th placed local rivals Twatshead Thistle.
A pitch side brawl led to the match being abandoned and the match being declared a 0-0 draw. However, the decution of points (2 from Thistle and 1 from Clachmaninshire) led to the Clackers finishing 11th on goal difference, escaping relegation in a much more secure manner than the team had the season before.
League position[]
| Club | P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | Pts | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11 | Heart of Clachmaninshire | 38 | 2 | 4 | 32 | 48 | 68 | −20 | 9 |
(One point deducted for match brawl with Twatshead Thistle)