|Heart of Clachmaninshire|
|Full name||Heart of Clachmaninshire|
|Ground|| Clackins Park|
|Owner||Sir Roddy Bulbs|
|League||Scottish Premier League|
|2008–09||Premier League, 11th|
Heart of Clachmaninshire is a Scottish professional football club based in Clachmaninshire. Heart of Clachmaninshire play in the Scottish Premier League and have finished 11th for the last two consecutive seasons.
The Clackers were something of a slow starter in the 2008-09 season, going some 35 league games before scoring a goal, the Goalinator scoring all 41 goals in a 41-0 rout of Clachnacuddin Bruce Forsyth. Although Heart of Clachmaninshire seemed to fall back into old habits with a 0-0 draw against Edinburgh Fringe, a 7-0 victory over Glencoe Massacre gave the team a chance of avoiding relegation, provided they defeated their final league opponents, 11th placed local rivals Twatshead Thistle.
A pitch side brawl led to the match being abandoned and the match being declared a 0-0 draw. However, the decution of points (2 from Thistle and 1 from Clachmaninshire) led to the Clackers finishing 11th on goal difference, escaping relegation in a much more secure manner than the team had the season before.
|11||Heart of Clachmaninshire||38||2||4||32||48||68||−20||9|
(One point deducted for match brawl with Twatshead Thistle)