|Full name||Egbert Guff|
|Date of birth||Unknown|
|Place of birth||Unknown|
|Current club||Heart of Clachmaninshire|
|?||Heart of Clachmaninshire||?(?)|
1 Senior club appearances and goals
Egbert Guff is a professional footballer who currently plays for Scottish league club Heart of Clachmaninshire.
Heart of ClachmaninshireEdit
Egbert Guff is Heart of Clachmaninshire's first choice left-side midfielder, which pretty much sums up everything about him. He's also one of the few players capable of scoring into the distressing Twilight Zone that is Heart of Clachmaninshire and the 18-yard box. Guff was the player who equalised against Old Boys Berne in the European Cup and also set up at least one good cross in the teams final match against Twatshead Thistle before the match was abandoned.
|Heart of Clachmaninshire Squad|
| 1 Rab "Flappins" McGinty · 2 Ted Grundies · 4 Chimchinerie Cheroo · 5 Angus McDangles · 7 Pedro Rabies · 10 Trumpeta · 11 Ralphy Tweed · 12 Lemuel Ache · 17 Egbert Guff|
18 Fuggon Giltch · 32 Tony Pony · 39 Mungo McCrackas