Egbert Guff
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Personal information
Full name Egbert Guff
Date of birth Unknown
Place of birth    Unknown
Playing position Midfielder
Club information
Current club Heart of Clachmaninshire
Number 17
Senior career1
Years Club App (Gls)*
 ? Heart of Clachmaninshire  ?(?)   

1 Senior club appearances and goals
counted for the domestic league only.
* Appearances (Goals)

Egbert Guff is a professional footballer who currently plays for Scottish league club Heart of Clachmaninshire.

Club careerEdit

Heart of ClachmaninshireEdit

Egbert Guff is Heart of Clachmaninshire's first choice left-side midfielder, which pretty much sums up everything about him. He's also one of the few players capable of scoring into the distressing Twilight Zone that is Heart of Clachmaninshire and the 18-yard box. Guff was the player who equalised against Old Boys Berne in the European Cup and also set up at least one good cross in the teams final match against Twatshead Thistle before the match was abandoned.

Heart of Clachmaninshire Squad
1 Rab "Flappins" McGinty · 2 Ted Grundies · 4 Chimchinerie Cheroo · 5 Angus McDangles · 7 Pedro Rabies · 10 Trumpeta · 11 Ralphy Tweed · 12 Lemuel Ache · 17 Egbert Guff
18 Fuggon Giltch · 32 Tony Pony · 39 Mungo McCrackas

Unknown Numbers: Eric Flush · Len Mellons · Asa Spades · Sid "Bisto" Nixon · Albert Striker · Jim Reaper · Ducky Norton

Former Players: 14 Goalinator · Jim "The Scarecrow" Pinkles · Stanley Fludgers

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