Lemuel Ache

Lemuel Ache is a professional footballer who currently plays for Scottish league club Heart of Clachmaninshire.

Heart of Clachmaninshire
An often seen, but rarely foucsed-on Heart of Clachmaninshire defender. Ache was the standard choice for right-back throughout the entire season but is probably more noted for his extraordinarily long forehead and ability to ball juggle with a lemon, which I imagine is just about as useful as Ted Grundies walnut-based Cryuff Turn.