Ralphy Tweed

Ralphy Tweed is a professional footballer who currently plays for Scottish league club Heart of Clachmaninshire.

Heart of Clachmaninshire
Rarely seen (and mentioned less), Heart of Clachmaninshire player, Tweed has found himself out of favour by the Old Boys Berne match at the latest but he did make the bench for the Clackers final game against Twatshead Thistle. Hope springs eternal.

Need I mention he probably tried to injure Mungo McCrackas because he was shit? No? All righty then.