Trumpeta

Trumpeta is a professional footballer who currently plays for Scottish league club Heart of Clachmaninshire.

Heart of Clachmaninshire
Skillful, regular midfielder for Heart of Clachmaninshire, Trumpeta, like the rest of the squad conspired to injure Mungo McCrackas in order to replace with the Goalinator without much success.

Besides that, Trumpeta blends into the background. Or rather, he would if he were not so Ronaldinho-esque.