Rab McGinty

Rab "Flappins" McGinty is a professional footballer who currently plays for Scottish league club Heart of Clachmaninshire.

Heart of Clachmaninshire
The first choice goalkeeper for Heart of Clachmaninshire, McGinty is rarely seen without his cap and pipe, even when keeping goal. He has more interaction with Mungo McCrackas than most goalkeepers due to his annoying tendencies to make own goals out of easy shots on the oppositions goal.

He once pissed in Mungo's water, hoping to render him sick enough to miss some games, allowing the Goalinator to take his place but McGinty's urine proved not to be up to the challenge, it seems.