Ted Grundies

Ted Grundies is a professional footballer who currently plays for Scottish league club Heart of Clachmaninshire.

Heart of Clachmaninshire
Known as Heart of Clachmaninshire's "battling defender", Grundies was the Clackers captain for much of the season before his position was superseded by Fuggon Giltch sometime before the teams game against Glencoe Massacre.

Grundies was left on the bench for Heart Clachmaninshire's vital final game of the season against Twatshead Thistle.

He can also do a Cryuff Turn with a walnut. This likely comes in handy in games of footballs where the football is exchanged for a walnut and hang on I've confused myself now.

Personal Life
Ted is married to Martha Grundies, who unfortunately suffered many disfiguring injuries before a photo shoot for football periodical Substitute!.