Sheffield Wensleydale

Sheffield Wensleydale is an English professional football club based in the city of Sheffield.

2008-09 season
Due to Sheffield's obvious traits of being a hellhole void of sanitation, electricity and media, Sheffield Wensleydale were chosen by Heart of Clachmaninshire as the perfect team to try and off-load Mungo McCrackas to in order to play the Goalinator up front instead.

Although the deal between the two teams appeared to be a sure thing (a Wensleydale carrier pigeon even claimed the deal was imminent), the transfer fell through when Mungo failed the resulting medical due to being a heavy smoker with only one lung and a tin knee.